It was another melancholy day for Kiku.
Until his "dear" friend Alfred decided to call.
Is he on Crack?
"Dude just open your front door! There's a surprise for you!" Alfred eccentrically shouted through the phone
"Fine, just stop shouting Alfred-san you're giving me a headache." Kiku said rubbing his temples as he opened the front door "Alfred-san why is there a large box?"
"DUDE, OPEN THE BOX AND LOOK!" he shouted
"I swear if this is another-…" Kiku went silent as he saw a beautiful girl wait GIRL? WHY IS THERE A GIRL IN HERE?
"ALFRED WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? A DEAD BODY?!" Kiku angrily shouted
"Dude, did you look at her ears?" Alfred said surprisingly calm
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOOK AT HER-"Kiku paused when he noticed this wasn't a girl in fact a human at all when he saw her (any color) bell shaped ears, She was a Persocom
"Alfred.. How did you-." Kiku said shocked
"The other nations and I totally made this for you; we noticed you looked really depressed at the conferences!"
"Oh.." kiku said quietly, did he really look sad?
"Anyway dude if you want to turn her on her on button is behind her ears, Call me if you have any problems, see ya bruh!" and with that Alfred hung up the phone
With a content sigh Kiku picked up the girl and laid her on the futon
"Behind her ear right?" Kiku said staring at her
He traced a finger lightly on her arm
"Alfred and the others did a good a job on her, her skin is really soft and her (h/c) hair matches her complexion perfectly and she's warm too. If she didn't have those ears she'd look like a normal girl." He thought aloud
He blushed and shook his head
"She's just a persocom." He said as pressed the button behind her ear
She made odd computer like sounds as she slowly opened her bright (e/c) eyes, She slowly sat up and looked around the room until her eyes landed on Kiku
"Are you my master?" she asked in a monotone voice
"U-um well you don't have to call me 'Master' just call me KIku" he said surprised at how beautiful her voice was
"Kiku, Your name is now saved in my database, Kiku do I have a name?" She asked
"Oh, I guess I have to name you? Hnn.. Your name will be ____!" kiku said smiling
"____ that is my name." She said with faint smile
'She smiled.. But she can't feel feelings can she?' Kiku's thoughts were interrupted when he heard his phone ring
"Moshi Moshi?" kiku said
"DUDE, I forgot to mention something!" Alfred said snickering
"Which is?" Kiku asked
"You're going to have to teach her how to bathe, since I forgot to install the program." Alfred said bashfully
"NANI?!" Kiku said red as a radish
"Kiku-sama, is everything alright?" _____ said tilting her head a bit in a cutely fashion
OH GOD NO.
Kiku couldn't help but fall over with a large nosebleed.